專家飛機

小朋友甲拿著樂高飛機向前衝.
急轉彎.
飛機解體.

小朋友甲 (若無其事的): 我設計的飛機是解體專家.

Expert Airplane

B running hard with a newly built lego airplane.
Turning a hard corner.
Airplane falls apart.

B (with nonchalance): My plane is designed to be an expert in falling part.

Star Gazer

Walking under a lusciously leafy canopy after lunch.

B (pointing up): look stars!

望星人

<午飯後, 在濃濃的樹葉下散步.>

小朋友一(指上面): 你看, 星星!

Birthday Song

After school, B belching out proudly.

Happy birthday to you.
You are a hundred and two!

兇防曬油

小朋友一: 為什麼夏天防曬油(用的)比較兇?
小朋友甲: 不知道. 太熱吧.

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小朋友一: 防曬油, 要一點水嗎?

Oogli! Oogli!

J: B give me a blanket.
B: What are you doing?
J: I am building an Oogli!
B: Yeah! Let me help you.
J: Look! My Oogli!

* Translation: Oogli = Igloo. This is known as "phonetic reversal" and common to small kids

兒歌二記

<聽到小朋友一與小朋友甲高唱>

哥哥爸爸真偉大,
魚魚找我家.

外婆去打戰,
小叮噹笑哈哈.

走吧! 走吧! 哥哥爸爸,
家裡沒有你電話.

只要我長大!
只要我長大!


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三輪車, 跑得快.
上面坐個老~~
~~阿姨!
要五毛~~
~~沒有錢!
你說好笑不好笑?