Flushing twice

(Cleaning up after bowl movement.)

B: Why flush first then flush again after wiping?
Boss: Poop-poop is a very good thing. But, it also stinks.

Things that Swim

J observes B on the toilet.

J: (with gravitas) Poop-poop is swimming in the water.

Double-poop Monster

B: I know a monster with two asses that can poop at the same time.
Boss: Wow! Do the asses poop the same thing?
B: (deep in thought)

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I suspect we have not heard the end of the tale of the simul-poop monster...