Night Night Jukebox

We usually sing a few songs before putting J + B to bed.
Walked by their room one night.

--
J: Star song!
B: (sing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
J: Bird song!
B: (sing) Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie...

--
Walked by again after 5 minutes, all is quiet.

卡拉OK夜

睡覺前會跟小朋友唱個歌.
某夜, 走過小朋友房間.

--
小朋友甲: 星星!
小朋友一: (唱) 一閃, 一閃, 亮晶晶...
小朋友甲: 白狼絲!
小朋友一: (唱, 台) 白鴒鷥, 車畚箕, 車告溪仔漧...

--
五分鐘後, 再走過小朋友房間, 睡了.

拔刺

小朋友甲: 鬍鬚!
小朋友一: 刺刺!
阿爸: 奧! 不可以拔!

No Pulling!

B: Stubble!
J: Prickly!
Dad: Ouch! No pulling!

光屁屁

夫人: 小朋友一, 不要躲沙發後面. 你是光屁屁.
小朋友一: 我沒有光屁屁.
夫人: 那你穿什麼?
小朋友一: 我穿沙發.

I am Not Naked

Boss: J, don't hide behind the sofa. You are naked.
J: No, I am not.
Boss: What are you wearing then?
J: I am wearing the sofa.

Rabbit! Rabbit! - Happy Year of Ribbits!

J: (Merrily) Rabbit! Rabbit!
Boss: What kind of bunny are you?
J: I am "Froggy".
Boss: Oh, you mean "ribbit!" "ribbit!".
J: (Merrily) Rabbit! Rabbit!

**Happy Year of Ribbits, huh, Rabbits/兔年快樂**