變大 變小

小朋友一: 浴缸變小了!
阿爸: 不, 是你長大了.

(之後, 幫小朋友穿睡衣.)

小朋友一: 阿爸, 你變小了!

Growth spurt

B: The bathtub shrunk!
Dad: No, you have grown.

(Later, dad putting pajama on B.)

B: Dad, you shrunk!

酒的儲存

(教小朋友甲用酒的開瓶器)

小朋友甲: 打開了!
夫人: 很好. 這酒看起來儲存的不錯.
小朋友甲: 怎麼知道的呢?
夫人: 這瓶是1997年的 可是酒塞只有濕一點.

Wine storage

(Teaching B how to use the cork screw opener)

B: I've got it!
Boss: Good. Looks like the wine has been in good storage.
B: How do you know?
Boss: The cork is barely wet for this 97 bottle.

Tell me already

Dad (pointing at a picture book): What is this?
J: Zebra!
Dad: That is a good guess. What is like a zebra but without the stripes?
J: A deer?
Dad: Very good thinking. What is like a deer but no antler?
J: Tell me already!
Dad: It is a horse.

是什麼

阿爸 (指著圖畫書: 這是什麼?
小朋友一: 斑馬!
阿爸: 猜得不錯. 什麼是像斑馬可是沒有條紋?
小朋友一: 鹿?
阿爸: 也對. 什麼是像鹿可是沒有角?
小朋友一: 是什麼!?
阿爸: 馬.

兩個眼睛, 四條腿

(解釋馬是算匹, 不是算隻)

小朋友甲: 那, 一隻是...
阿爸: 一隻青蛙.
小朋友一(唱): 一隻青蛙, 一張嘴; 兩個眼睛, 四條腿...