兒歌二記

<聽到小朋友一與小朋友甲高唱>

哥哥爸爸真偉大,
魚魚找我家.

外婆去打戰,
小叮噹笑哈哈.

走吧! 走吧! 哥哥爸爸,
家裡沒有你電話.

只要我長大!
只要我長大!


**

三輪車, 跑得快.
上面坐個老~~
~~阿姨!
要五毛~~
~~沒有錢!
你說好笑不好笑?

髮型與學校

超市的店員忙著上貨.

小朋友一: 你看!
小朋友甲: 什麼?
小朋友一: 看到有紅色莫霍克髮型的人嗎?
小朋友甲: 有啊?
小朋友一: 他有沒有像學校養的雞?
小朋友甲: 真的!

Hairdo and School

In a super market with staff stocking the shelves.

B: Look!
J: What?
B: See the red mohawk hair on that guy?
J: Yeah?
B: Doesn't he look like the chicken at school?
J: Yeah!

When the shower head is on

In a communal shower area.


Each picking boogers from nose with muted anticipation.

J: (Giddily looking at own booger) Yucky!
B: (Giddily looking at own booger) Yucky!
J: (Giddily looking at B's booger) Yucky!
B: (Giddily looking at J's booger) Yucky!

**

B: You stay here. I am going there to get a towl and be right back.
J: No worries. I can recognize your bottom from far away.

淋浴龍頭流水時

在通浴裡.


興奮偷笑著挖鼻屎.

小朋友一: (暗喜的研究自己的鼻屎) 噯喲!
小朋友甲: (暗喜的研究自己的鼻屎) 噯喲!
小朋友一: (暗喜的研究小朋友甲的鼻屎) 噯喲!
小朋友甲: (暗喜的研究小朋友一的鼻屎) 噯喲!

**

小朋友甲: 你在這裡等一下. 我去拿條毛巾就馬上回來.
小朋友一: 不用擔心. 就算你走很遠, 我還是認的你的屁股.

流行破洞

小朋友一早上穿衣服.

小朋友一: 我不喜歡我的褲子. 這個褲子有破洞.
小朋友甲: 可是, 現在流行有破洞. 有破洞的比較貴.

**

小朋友一準備睡覺.

小朋友一: 我喜歡我的睡衣. 我的睡衣沒有破洞. 我的睡衣不流行嗎?
小朋友甲: (打呼嚕)Zzzzzzzz.....

Fashionable Holes

B putting on day clothes.

B: I don't like my pants. They have holes in them.
J: But, these are fashionable. People pays extra for these holes

**

B getting ready for bed.

B: I like my pajamas. They do not have holes in them. Are my pajamas not fashionable?
J: Zzzzzzzz.....