唸個書吧 - 論比才 2/2

阿爸: 如果不喜歡『卡門』你喜歡什麼?
小朋友甲大唱 (小朋友一+阿爸加入): 一閃, 一閃, 亮晶晶...

(靜)

小朋友一: 唸個書吧.
阿爸+小朋友甲: 好!

Let's Read a Book - On Bizet 2/2

Dad: If you don't like Carmen, what do you like?
J belched out (B+Dad then joined): Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

(Silence)

B: Let's read a book together.
Dad+J: Good idea!

歌劇『卡門』 - 論比才 1/2

(Victoria de Los Angeles 高唱『卡門』)

小朋友甲: 那是什麼?
阿爸: 歌劇. 你喜歡嗎?
小朋友甲: 不喜歡.

Carmen - on Bizet 1/2

(Victoria de Los Angeles singing Carmen)

J: What is that?
Dad: Opera. Do you like it?
J: No.

還要!

小朋友甲: 哈~哈~哈秋! (從鼻子裡噴了一個泡泡)
小朋友一: 哇~~! 還要!

Again!

B: A-ha-ha-choo! (Blew a bubble out of the nose)
J: Wow! Again!

The Most Beautiful and The Most Handsome

B: Mom is the most beautiful and the most handsome.
Dad: How about me?
B: Only a little bit.

最美麗 最帥

小朋友一: 媽是最~美麗也是最~帥.
阿爸: 那我呢?
小朋友一: 只有一點點.

樹的嘴巴

夫人: 你現在可以跟這盆澆水.
小朋友甲: 為什麼?
夫人: 樹會口渴啊.
小朋友甲: 可是樹沒有嘴巴啊!

Plant's Mouth

Boss: You can water that plant now.
J: Why?
Boss: That plant is thirsty.
J: But plants have no mouth!

You are done now

B: Do you want to play?
Dad: I need to finish some paperwork first.
B (in Jedi voice): You are done with paperwork now.

忙完了

小朋友甲: 一起來玩吧?
阿爸: 我這邊忙完就過來玩.
小朋友甲 (絕地武士的語調): 你現在忙完了.

A Secret

J: I want to tell you a secret.
Dad: Please do.
J: "A secret."

祕密

小朋友甲: 我要跟你講祕密.
阿爸: 請說.
小朋友甲: 『祕密』.

Belt Fish

(B banging the floor)

Dad: what are you doing with my belt?
B: It is a belt fish jumping.

帶魚

(小朋友甲敲地板)

阿爸: 你拿我的皮帶幹嘛?
小朋友甲: 這是一隻帶魚, 在水裡跳來跳去.

Big Pond

(Family looking at the vastness of the Pacific Ocean)

Dad: Do you know what is this?
B: It is humongous!
J: Yeah! It is a big pond!

大池塘

(一家人瞪著太平洋)

阿爸: 你知道這是什麼嗎?
小朋友甲: 好大!
小朋友一: 好大池塘!

不要你講話

小朋友甲: 我作了一把槍.
阿爸: 厲害.
(槍斷了)
小朋友甲: 不要你講話! 不然槍會斷.

No Talking

J: I made a gun.
Dad: Good.
(The gun falls apart)
J: No talking! Or, the gun will break.

Mutual Protection

Mom (screams): Aaaaaahhhhh!

(Dad and B rushing out to see what was the matter.)

Mom: I saw a big lizard. But, thanks to J, who rushed over to protect me.
J: I thought you were protecting me?!

互相保護

夫人 (尖叫): 啊啊啊啊啊啊!

(阿爸與小朋友甲跑出來看熱鬧.)

夫人: 我看到大蜥蜴. 幸好, 小朋友一跑來保護我.
小朋友一: 我以為是你保護我?!

不是我的 - 夫人出差記 5/5

小朋友一+小朋友甲: 萬歲! 媽媽回來!

(親親, 抱抱)

阿爸: 小朋友. 收玩具了.
小朋友一: 不要, 那是小朋友甲玩的.
小朋友甲: 不要, 那是小朋友一玩的.

I did not do it - Talented Boss Away 5/5

J+B: Hooray! Mom is back!

(Kisses and hugs)

Dad: Ok. Clean up the toys.
B: No, J did this.
J: No, B did this.

玩火車 - 夫人出差記 4/5

阿爸: 小朋友好好玩, 我要洗碗了.
小朋友一: 過來. (抱著小朋友甲.) 我作個火車軌道我們一起玩好不好.

Track - Talented Boss Away 4/5

Dad: You guys play nice, I need to wash the dishes.
B: Come here. (Holding J.) Let me build a train track that we can play together.

鍋牛 - 夫人出差記 3/5

(社區散步)

阿爸: 看! 鍋牛.
小朋友甲: 三隻鍋牛. 像媽媽, 小朋友一, 還有我.
小朋友一: 看! (抱著小朋友甲.) 兩隻鍋牛, 像小朋友甲還有小朋友一玩在一起.

Snails! - Talented Boss Away 3/5

(Walking around neighborhood)

Dad: Look! Snails.
J: Three snails like mommy, B, and me.
B: But, look! (Holding J.) Two snails, like J and B playing together.