I won't tell you

(In bed.)

B: I have something that I won't tell you.
Dad: Would you tell the pillow?
B: No. I won't tell the pillow. I won't tell the teddy bear. I won't tell the door. I won't tell the hamper. I won't tell the bed. I won't tell the house. I won't tell the windows. I won't tell the rug...
Dad: (fake snoring.)
B: Dad?